RMT Presents: Eat My Ass

Paramemetic 2019-05-13

It’s the hot new craze that’s sweeping the galaxy: telling your enemies to eat your ass.  As the Imperium once again beats the drums of war, even I cannot hold back the fervor and zeal of the Imperium’s cultural agents.  With just a few days of incubation, the geniuses at the Imperium’s Ministry of Truth have released this new single.  Be aware, it’s perhaps a little spicier than previous RMT offerings and certainly has an angle, if you will.  Whereas RMT traditionally writes for everyone, this one might resonate more with a certain demographic of Eve Online’s community.  Please don’t watch if you are upset by goon propaganda.  This is goon propaganda.  It’s propaganda by goons, for goons.

Okay I have included all the legally required health warnings and such I’m pretty sure it’s okay now, thanks Rhivre.

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Comments

  • a1

    Amazing that NC./PL. coalition is going to accept this.

    May 14, 2019 at 2:18 am