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Paramemetic

About me

Paramemetic is an editor for INN, and serves the Imperium as the heartless bureaucrat responsible for managing the Ministry of Truth.

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  • Twitch: paramemetic
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My Articles

2 Propaganda

Recorded Media Taskforce brings you a paean to Drifters

Paramemetic 2019-07-06

While the Drifters bring us pain, Minitru’s Recorded Media Taskforce brings you paeans, this time to Drifters and CCP itself. With the Drifter threat now changing the very landscape of the game itself in the removal of local chat, there…

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66 News

Breaking News: CCP Signals Silence in Null Sec Space

Paramemetic 2019-07-05

In an in-character Scope dispatch earlier today, CCP has signaled the likely end of local chat in nullsec space. Citing a shortage of the resources needed to maintain the “Fluid Router FTL” communications network, CCP announced a “reduction in bandwidth…

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0 Propaganda

Minitru’s Recorded Media Taskforce brings you “Feeling Goon”

Paramemetic 2019-07-03

The Drifter invasion has forced the war engines of the Imperium to focus on marignally less sentient targets, and a lot of people are sad about it.  As the second year of Imperium helldunk season comes to a close, our…

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31 Eve Online

2019 CSM Election Official Ballot (Official)

Paramemetic 2019-06-14

Another year has ticked by so quickly! Spring has sprung, the Imperium is burning down some Northern backwater, and, as surely as the Delve Time Unit rises, the CSM elections are upon us.  As all diligent goons and Imperium allies…

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1 Propaganda

RMT Presents: Eat My Ass

Paramemetic 2019-05-13

It’s the hot new craze that’s sweeping the galaxy: telling your enemies to eat your ass.  As the Imperium once again beats the drums of war, even I cannot hold back the fervor and zeal of the Imperium’s cultural agents. …

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1 Propaganda

Burn Jita 6: A Minute of Truth

Paramemetic 2019-02-23

Oh, shucks. Jita’s burning again? So soon? That’s right!  It’s the Imperium’s annual charity ball, where thousands of bees and pubbies alike come together for one brief, beautiful second to light fireworks and share the the ministry of love for…

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3 Editorial

INN Reader Survey – A Survey for You, A Reader!

Paramemetic 2019-02-08

If you don’t like :words:, go ahead and click here. Go on. Click it. Otherwise, the detail: The Imperium News Network has always been dedicated to bringing you the best Eve-related news and commentary in the best format possible. In…

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6 Featured

INN and FatBee Launch Apparel Line!

Paramemetic 2019-01-19

After many requests from our streamers and the Eve community in general, INN and FatBeeTV are proud to offer a new line of INN and FatBee apparel, including FatBeeTV jerseys, INN branded t-shirts and polos, and a slick Fat Bee…

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17 News

On a Mission from (Pro)God: The Quest for Schroedinger’s Cache

Paramemetic 2019-01-12

In this world of cowards, few will answer a true call to adventure. In a game where fights are won before anyone undocks, where risk aversion is king, and where nobody is willing to stand by their principles: one man,…

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3 Eve Online

Eve Vegas 2018 Keynote Recap

Paramemetic 2018-10-20

The Eve Vegas Keynote is historically one of the main venues for CCP announcing the future direction of the game each year, and this year was no different.  With discussion of some of the setbacks faced this year and the…

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2 Elite Dangerous

Frontier involves Elite Dangerous players in story with massive bait and switch

Paramemetic 2018-09-12

Thousands of Elite Dangerous players are stranded deep in space after a Frontier story event left them out to dry. Frontier Developments has a history of promising exciting storyline events that its P2P architecture simply can’t handle. In the “hunt…

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3 Propaganda

An Article MoÅ¿t Balanced & Fair, In Which We CourteouÅ¿ly DiÅ¿cuÅ¿s LaÅ¿t Week’s Fight

Paramemetic 2018-08-08

On this, the morning of what may well become known as the Second Battle of X47L-Q, or else perhaps as the Great Flight, it is my duty and my honored privilege to bring to you a summary of the last…

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5 Humor

The Server – A TiDi Poem

Paramemetic 2018-08-08

The Server By Edgar Allen Fofofofofofofofofofofo Once upon a Wednesday dreary, while we pondered, weak and weary, Over many a tired and tedious staging fort of which we bored– As we shipspun, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As…

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2 Eve Online

Alliance Tournament XVI: Day Two Recap and Mid-Week Review

Paramemetic 2018-08-01

Last Sunday, July 29, saw the second round of the Alliance Tournament, and a reversal of a great many fortunes from Saturday’s first round. Round 2 also gave us the first appearance of previously winning teams that received byes as…

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