Paramemetic
Paramemetic is a Tibetan language translator and occasionally game-playing goon. He's the former Director of HR for the Diamond Frogs in Elite: Dangerous, and is now the besuited bureaucrat managing the Imperium's Ministry of Truth.
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Eve Online
Eve Vegas 2018 Keynote Recap
The Eve Vegas Keynote is historically one of the main venues for CCP announcing the future direction of the game each year, and this year was no different. With discussion of some of the setbacks faced this year and the…
Elite Dangerous
Frontier involves Elite Dangerous players in story with massive bait and switch
Thousands of Elite Dangerous players are stranded deep in space after a Frontier story event left them out to dry. Frontier Developments has a history of promising exciting storyline events that its P2P architecture simply can’t handle. In the “hunt…
Propaganda
An Article MoÅ¿t Balanced & Fair, In Which We CourteouÅ¿ly DiÅ¿cuÅ¿s LaÅ¿t Week’s Fight
On this, the morning of what may well become known as the Second Battle of X47L-Q, or else perhaps as the Great Flight, it is my duty and my honored privilege to bring to you a summary of the last…
Humor
The Server – A TiDi Poem
The Server By Edgar Allen Fofofofofofofofofofofo Once upon a Wednesday dreary, while we pondered, weak and weary, Over many a tired and tedious staging fort of which we bored– As we shipspun, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As…
Eve Online
Alliance Tournament XVI: Day Two Recap and Mid-Week Review
Last Sunday, July 29, saw the second round of the Alliance Tournament, and a reversal of a great many fortunes from Saturday’s first round. Round 2 also gave us the first appearance of previously winning teams that received byes as…
Propaganda
Your Minute of Truth: Road to War Edition
The Ministry of Truth is the Imperium’s official propaganda organ, dedicated to the creation, promotion, and preservation of our greatest cultural treasures. Together, we work to advocate for the Imperium’s deepest and most cherished values; precious works of art by…
Propaganda
RMT Records Brings You “Mad Bros”
Everyone knows that feeling: you log into your favorite mining system, get ready to undock your rorqual, and oh no, a red in system. Isn’t that the same guy who was here yesterday? You come back in a few hours. He’s still…
News
Northern forces break out from UALX-3
After nearly seven days of being subjected to a relentless hellcamp, Pandemic Legion, Winter Coalition, and TRUMPY extracted what appears to be the majority of their supercapital forces from UALX-3. The break-out occurred in the early hours around downtime on…
News
Northern Titans, Supers destroyed by Snuffed Out
In a staggering defeat for the Northern forces today, Imperium member alliance Snuffed Out (BBC)Â destroyed nearly 450 billion ISK worth of materiel including three titans and three supercarriers. According to a report on Reddit, the Northern forces, primarily consisting of…
Propaganda
NCdot destroys friendly faction fortizars
As most eyes remain fixated on the Legacy hellcamp in UALX-3, action continues on the Western front as well. In a series of structure bashes on Saturday, July 22, NCdot saw off the final timer for three faction fortizars belonging…
News
UALX-3: Four Days Later
It is now four days since Legacy’s first keepstar at UALX was destroyed in the largest capital engagement since the Battle of 9-4RP2 earlier this year. The battle, which lasted a little over 12 hours, ended when a node failure…
News
Imperium Anchors Advanced Staging Keepstar: As it Happened
Last night the Imperium anchored a keepstar in the Cloud Ring system of 6RCQ-V, securing its borders and placing its armored forces within striking distance of a number of critical systems in Pure Blind as well as direct access to…
Editorial
A Recent History of the East
As Brave Newbies (Brave) move ops are getting hazed and with Pandemic Legion (PL) deploying its supercapitals to the South, attentions have turned recently to Immensea. Last week, Test Alliance Please Ignore (TEST) failed to bring down a fortizar belonging…
News
The Imperium mobilizes for war in the North
Following months of casual harassment by small groups of bored Imperium SIGs and Squads, the Imperium has committed to upsetting the galactic balance and is in the process of deploying a true war fleet to the beleaguered region. With Pandemic…
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