Paramemetic
Paramemetic is a firefighter/EMT, hazmat technician, Tibetan astrologer and translator, and occasionally game playing goon. His greatest claim to fame is managing to have never seen a single frame of Dark Souls, allowing him to play the last ever blind run in history in 2016. In Elite, he's the Diamond Frogs Chief Logistics and Human Resources Officer.
Contact Information
- Name: Keith Miller
- Twitch: paramemetic
- Discord Name: Paramemetic
My Articles
Elite Dangerous
Elite: Dangerous Community Media fills the void of space
Frontier has never been quite up front about the creation of content outside of the game itself, which may be for the best.  Frontier’s plots are revealed at a glacial pace through in-game community goals, and the few times Frontier…
Elite Dangerous
Elite Dangerous’ Beta Update – Eating Multi-Crow
Last week, Frontier released the fifth Beta patch for Horizons 2.3, and in what has become predictable Frontier style, reverted key elements of the headline feature to ensure that it was neither fun nor worthwhile. I wish I could say…
Editorial
First Player-Owned System Conquered in Elite Dangerous
The War for Xihe In January, the Diamond Frogs began their move to take over the Xihe system, previously held by a player faction known as Space Poultry. Space Poultry was placed in the Xihe system as system controllers with…
Elite Dangerous
Elite Dangerous: 2.3 Beta Impressions
Frontier opened up the beta for the Elite Dangerous 2.3 update several weeks ago, initially lacking its flagship multicrew functionality. The character creator has been more or less exactly as advertised, with players able to work with over 50 presets…
Elite Dangerous
Elite Dangerous Update Livestream Highlights Commander Creator, More
As the beta for the next update in the Horizons line approaches at the end of this month, Frontier announced that there would be two livestreams this week to demo the new features. Thursday’s livestream will cover multicrew, about which…
Elite Dangerous
Elite Dangerous 2.3 – The Best of All Possible Crews
Frontier’s long-awaited multicrew update for Elite: Dangerous has been announced and will enter beta testing at the end of this month. Despite a history of critically bad decisions, it actually looks really, really good. Multicrew was announced as part of…
Elite Dangerous
Guardians Patch 2.2.03 is the shot in the arm Elite Dangerous needed
Last July, Frontier announced the beginning of the Guardians 2.2.03 Patch Beta Test, which would focus on stability and general tweaks and fixes as well as widespread balance adjustments to ships, weapons, engineering, and so on. In short, Patch 2.2.03…
Elite Dangerous
Diamond Frogs invade Xihe, find rare commodity: fun
Long time Elite players still foolish enough to have hope for the game can take some comfort in the latest news out of the Capricorni sector. Last November, the Diamond Frogs private military organization expanded their faction into the nearby…
Elite Dangerous
Colonia: Same as it Ever Was
Elite: Dangerous, Frontier Developments’ arcade spaceflight and galactic trucking simulator, had a promising launch in a simulated galaxy that promised players a persistent, multiplayer experience, where you could play how you want and be who you want – in space. Unfortunately,…
User Submitted
Elite: Dangerous – too much immersion leads to drowning
I’ve been playing Elite for nearly two years, and I run the logistics and human resources for one of the largest organizations in the game: the Diamond Frogs. I think Elite remains the best arcade space flight simulator on the…
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