Paramemetic
Paramemetic is an editor for INN, and serves the Imperium as the heartless bureaucrat responsible for managing the Ministry of Truth.
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Propaganda
RMT Presents: Eat My Ass
It’s the hot new craze that’s sweeping the galaxy: telling your enemies to eat your ass. As the Imperium once again beats the drums of war, even I cannot hold back the fervor and zeal of the Imperium’s cultural agents. …
Propaganda
Burn Jita 6: A Minute of Truth
Oh, shucks. Jita’s burning again? So soon? That’s right! It’s the Imperium’s annual charity ball, where thousands of bees and pubbies alike come together for one brief, beautiful second to light fireworks and share the the ministry of love for…
Editorial
INN Reader Survey – A Survey for You, A Reader!
If you don’t like :words:, go ahead and click here. Go on. Click it. Otherwise, the detail: The Imperium News Network has always been dedicated to bringing you the best Eve-related news and commentary in the best format possible. In…
Featured
INN and FatBee Launch Apparel Line!
After many requests from our streamers and the Eve community in general, INN and FatBeeTV are proud to offer a new line of INN and FatBee apparel, including FatBeeTV jerseys, INN branded t-shirts and polos, and a slick Fat Bee…
News
On a Mission from (Pro)God: The Quest for Schroedinger’s Cache
In this world of cowards, few will answer a true call to adventure. In a game where fights are won before anyone undocks, where risk aversion is king, and where nobody is willing to stand by their principles: one man,…
Eve Online
Eve Vegas 2018 Keynote Recap
The Eve Vegas Keynote is historically one of the main venues for CCP announcing the future direction of the game each year, and this year was no different. With discussion of some of the setbacks faced this year and the…
Elite Dangerous
Frontier involves Elite Dangerous players in story with massive bait and switch
Thousands of Elite Dangerous players are stranded deep in space after a Frontier story event left them out to dry. Frontier Developments has a history of promising exciting storyline events that its P2P architecture simply can’t handle. In the “hunt…
Propaganda
An Article MoĹżt Balanced & Fair, In Which We CourteouĹżly DiĹżcuĹżs LaĹżt Week’s Fight
On this, the morning of what may well become known as the Second Battle of X47L-Q, or else perhaps as the Great Flight, it is my duty and my honored privilege to bring to you a summary of the last…
Humor
The Server – A TiDi Poem
The Server By Edgar Allen Fofofofofofofofofofofo Once upon a Wednesday dreary, while we pondered, weak and weary, Over many a tired and tedious staging fort of which we bored– As we shipspun, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As…
Eve Online
Alliance Tournament XVI: Day Two Recap and Mid-Week Review
Last Sunday, July 29, saw the second round of the Alliance Tournament, and a reversal of a great many fortunes from Saturday’s first round. Round 2 also gave us the first appearance of previously winning teams that received byes as…
Propaganda
Your Minute of Truth: Road to War Edition
The Ministry of Truth is the Imperium’s official propaganda organ, dedicated to the creation, promotion, and preservation of our greatest cultural treasures. Together, we work to advocate for the Imperium’s deepest and most cherished values; precious works of art by…
Propaganda
RMT Records Brings You “Mad Bros”
Everyone knows that feeling: you log into your favorite mining system, get ready to undock your rorqual, and oh no, a red in system. Isn’t that the same guy who was here yesterday? You come back in a few hours. He’s still…
News
Northern forces break out from UALX-3
After nearly seven days of being subjected to a relentless hellcamp, Pandemic Legion, Winter Coalition, and TRUMPY extracted what appears to be the majority of their supercapital forces from UALX-3. The break-out occurred in the early hours around downtime on…
News
Northern Titans, Supers destroyed by Snuffed Out
In a staggering defeat for the Northern forces today, Imperium member alliance Snuffed Out (BBC)Â destroyed nearly 450 billion ISK worth of materiel including three titans and three supercarriers. According to a report on Reddit, the Northern forces, primarily consisting of…
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