Paramemetic
Paramemetic is a Tibetan language translator and occasionally game-playing goon. His greatest claim to fame is managing to have never seen a single frame of Dark Souls, which allowed him to play the last ever truly blind run in history in 2016. He's the former Director of HR for the Diamond Frogs in Elite: Dangerous, and is now a happy citizen of the Imperium.
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Patch Notes for “Into the Abyss”
In an uncharacteristically early–perhaps even premature–release, CCP Falcon has published the patch notes for “Into the Abyss.” The patch itself is due on May 29. Most of the information is consistent with our previous coverage, but as a concise review, let’s…
Eve Online
Yet another Kenshin defection lightens Darkness wallet
In what has quickly bypassed satire and become routine, another Kenshin director has defected, taking with him billions in capital ships and blueprints, and transferring Athanors that may comprise the entirety of Kenshin’s moon operations. The heist took place at…
Eve Online
Ranger Regiment parts ways with Winter Coalition, joins GotG
Days after the Winter Coalition held a State of the Coalition address, Ranger Regiment (RR) has announced its departure from the largely Chinese coalition. RR, itself a predominantly Chinese alliance, will be joining the Guardians of the Galaxy. The split…
Eve Online
Pandemic Legion strategically advances out of Providence
It was a grim sight for the galaxy this evening as the historic masters of PvP in Pandemic Legion began a rapid strategic redeployment to a yet-unknown, certainly unfortunate region of space. Even though Test Alliance Please Ignore (TEST) heroically…
Review
A Small Gang Roam to the North – FanFest 2018 After-Action Report
Header art by Smultar Eve does funny things to people. When I first started playing way back in 2007, I never cared much about the game itself – it was about my tribe. As a Something Awful goon, I felt…
Eve Online
Pandemic Legion destroys Rorqual in Fountain, loses 80 dreadnoughts
At approximately 20:00 on April 22, Pandemic Legion launched a devastating attack against a Rorqual belonging to Initiative Associates, destroying the nearly three-billion-ISK mining ship in exchange for a mere 250 billion ISK, including 80 dreadnoughts and numerous subcapital ships….
Eve Online
GOTG loses capital ships in fight over Imperium Fortizar in VFK
Header art by Empanada Guardians of the Galaxy lost a number of carriers as well as more than fifty dreadnoughts in a battle in Deklein today, April 21, at about 1400. The battle took place on a GOTG Raitaru, as…
Op-Ed
With Mutaplasmids, CCP is Playing a “Dangerous” Game
The biggest shake-up in the history of Frontier’s “Elite Dangerous” was the introduction of engineering with the Horizons update. This system allowed players to take materials, which were collected via various game activities but were unavailable from markets, and spend…
Eve Online
EVE Fanfest: Structures
Header art by Smultar On the third and final day of FanFest 2018, CCP Fozzie gave us information on upcoming changes and advancements to the structure systems in game, as well as details about the upcoming outpost and conquerable changeover…
Humor
EVE FanFest “EveProv” Comedy Hot Take LiveBlog
As INN’s newest editor, I, Paramemetic, am “delighted” to bring you along with me as we “enjoy” the second event of EVE FanFest 2018. In the opening ceremony, CCP Guard assured us that this would be “funny.” I suspect that…
Editorial
Imperium’s “Whalers” Hunt for Great Red Whales
When you’re peacefully mining or ratting deep in your own space, surrounded by friendlies watching intelligence channels and calling neutrals, it’s easy to feel almost safe in null sec. Surely, nothing big enough to threaten a Rorqual or Thanatos could…
News
Breaking: Northern Forces suffer major losses in failed dreadbomb
As Pandemic Legion and Northern Coalition forces attempt to defend an Athanor in the Providence region system of D-GTMI, their forces have committed dreads to the field and begun clearing Test force auxiliaries from the system. At the time of…
Editorial
Botters may be the Biggest Threat to Elite Dangerous’ Galaxy
In the black recesses of deep space, a lone ship undocks, piloted not by a living player but by a script-driven bot. The veteran capsuleer may not be shocked by such a scene – it’s something we’ve been hearing about…
Eve Online
EVE Online: ‘March 1.1’ Release Patch Notes
After a turbulent patch day and numerous server issues, the March Release for EVE Online has finally arrived, and with it come substantial changes to several areas of gameplay, as detailed in the patch notes. Primary among these are changes…
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