ProGodLegend: TEST Prepares for ‘War of Annihilation’

2020-06-30

TEST Alliance Please Ignore (TEST) is preparing for “total war”. That is the position of ProGodLegend, Military Commander for TEST. The surprise admission came during a June 28 alliance ‘town hall’ meeting. During the same meeting, TEST claimed to have forces staged around Imperium space. Leaked audio of the meeting laid out the strategic bombshell and reviewed short-term plans that PGL wants Legacy members to focus on until July 5. On that date, the three-year-old Non-Invasion Pact (NIP) between Legacy and the Imperium ends. PGL also said he would be calling a “massive coalition meeting” on that date to review specifics about the upcoming conflict.

According to PGL, war plans have been in the works “for a while now,” and Imperium leader The Mittani “has absolutely no idea” what lies ahead. He said that “quite a few groups” are “converging on Imperium” space from all directions. PGL then told his members that on July 5 “we are going to total war, full bore, 24/7, all hands on deck, and it is going to be a war of annihilation.” In the meantime, he cautioned, members should be making ISK and participating in move ops.

EVE has not had a war like this one, PGL said, since 2016’s “World War Bee,” otherwise known as the Casino War. “Most you have not experienced war either at all, or for a long time,” he told TEST members, “and some of you are relatively new to the game and probably have never been in one of these wars. Some of you may have forgotten what they are like.” He called on members to join special squads and for those groups to be prepared, including wormhole, intel, and bomber squads. He said that the alliance has caches of ships that they can call upon for the war, with a particular stock of dreadnoughts, and that SRP ISK is plentiful.

FRT Echoes TEST

Echoing PGL’s comments, Fraternity. (FRT) leader Noraus told his members on June 28 to expect “multiple months of sov warfare, dozens of simultaneous fleets, large swaths of territory being razed, rebuilt, and rerazed, and 10% tidi Titan showdowns.” He said the war would begin on July 5, and “will be terrifying in scale.” He said that FRT would blue TEST, Pandafam, and “other Legacy groups for the duration of the war” despite having “no bad blood with the Imperium, or the Mittani,” and despite years of antagonism with TEST.

Noraus also said this would not be the last war in EVE, but that “this war will reshape the state of 0.0.”  He said that “allying with Legacy and their partners is the best course of action for FRT.” The coalition of new allies will “coordinate strikes from multiple directions into Fountain and Delve.” He said that most of the war will occur in EUTZ, but that FRT will “put 100% of our effort during our timezone into attacking Imperium production capabilities, making it hard for their members, disrupting their PvE.”

When asked to comment on PGL’s statements, The Mittani said, “TEST has fucked around, and now they’re going to find out.”

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Comments

  • Havish Montak

    I’m here to drink tea and dunk Test, and I’m all out of tea.

    June 30, 2020 at 1:00 PM
  • WhiteHalo117

    “All we do here at Test Alliance is win wars and beat our enemies” Apperantly PGL is living in a completely different version of reality than everyone else.

    June 30, 2020 at 1:10 PM
  • Kyeudo

    I flew for Test during the bloodbath of 6VDT, so I know just how well Test does when dealing with the logistical might of Goons. I’m with the Imperium now (Karmafleet is recruiting!) so I’m looking forward to this.

    June 30, 2020 at 7:54 PM
    • “We’re making a last stand, but just cause we’re trolling lol didn’t want this region anyway. Isn’t it funny how we all died? Lol gudfites.”

      July 3, 2020 at 8:25 PM
  • Asia Park

    Is this just me, or does this sound like one huge troll?

    June 30, 2020 at 8:12 PM
    • Guilford Australis Asia Park

      I think it’s unserious if not outright trolling. PGL spent months hyping TEST’s campaign against Horde in January 2019, only to moonwalk back to the south after a couple embarrassing losses. He even cut Horde in on the Tranquility Trading Tower around the same time, which supports The Mittani’s theory that TEST has a habit of rolling over like a submissive dog for any alliance that kicks them a time or two.

      June 30, 2020 at 10:55 PM
    • LP Bisbey Asia Park

      who do you think will flip on Tests side ?

      July 3, 2020 at 11:25 PM
  • hanabal

    Bring it bitches were waiting

    June 30, 2020 at 8:27 PM
  • Simon Chui

    I just hope the upcoming events live up to the hype.

    June 30, 2020 at 11:56 PM
  • Brian Martin

    Fuck Yeah! I’ve been waiting forever for a new WAR! This time around lets not help test rebuild after we kick them in. Lets take them down to the core and turn the name Test in to space dust.

    July 1, 2020 at 3:15 AM
  • Garreth Vlox

    All it will take is one big cap feed on their part and test will go home.

    July 12, 2020 at 1:13 AM