BREAKING NEWS: IMPERIUM FORCES ATTACKING HORDE KEEPSTAR IN CLOUD RING

Hopeful Turtle 2018-01-15

At 2020 EVE, INN was made aware of Imperium fleet movements in Cloud Ring. It has now become apparent that the intention is to attack the Pandemic Horde 9-4RP2 Keepstar.

The Imperium has carriers, Machariels and Jackdaws on grid, and are anchoring citadels – an indicator of a prolonged effort. Horde and their allies are moving forces with all possible speed towards the combat zone.

The Imperium is moving to reinforce the combat zone, with The Mittani pinging:

‘RESUB YOUR FUCKING TITANS WE ARE IN KEEPSTAR PURGE MODE – WE HAVE BEGUN OUR ASSAULT ON PANDEMIC HORDE’S KEEPSTAR IN 9-4R IN CLOUD RING – THERE WILL BE A MASSIVE FIGHT TOMORROW FOR THE ARMOR TIMER AND A MEGA-BATTLE FOR THE FINAL BATTLE

Tomorrow, at the same time as the Keepstar armor timer, NCdot’s final timer of their fortizar in OSHT comes out, meaning that the bad guys will have to choose between defending the Keepstar or saving their Fortizar. Ironic coda:

Sort Dragon has sent a bitchy ping – before we even began this siege – implying that the reason we hit a Pandemic Horde Keepstar is because Sort Dragon – of Darkness, who don’t live anywhere near there – happens to be in Iceland. Note that the Horde leadership is all at home and ready to defend their Keepstar which has nothing to do with Sort Dragon’s travel plans.

ALL THE CAPS ALL THE TITANS ALL THE SUPERS GET THE FUCK IN THIS WEEK IS GONNA BE A WILD RIDE

~~~ This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all at 2018-01-15 20:24:46.442896 EVE ~~~’

We will keep you updated as the situation progresses.

UPDATE: As of 22:09 EVE, the Keepstar has been reinforced, setting the stage for further conflict.

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Comments

  • :byehordes:

    January 15, 2018 at 10:09 pm
    • GS Total Newbie Ganthrithor

      Doubtful. This will regurgitate into everyone against goons, which I like, the rest of eve are just blue doughnut hypocrites.

      January 16, 2018 at 1:39 am
      • I don’t know that regurgitate is the right word.

        And no, blowing up a Keepstar (if we can blow it up) will not be a deathblow to Pandemic Horde. But hey, at least it’s something to do.

        January 16, 2018 at 1:45 am
        • GS Total Newbie Ganthrithor

          You’re probably right, but anything that comes out of their mouths is basically kool-aid stained vomit

          January 16, 2018 at 5:34 am
      • Vertigoe GS Total Newbie

        Good luck getting TEST back on your side, after you showed them and CO2 the door so you could have their space to rent out.

        January 16, 2018 at 2:17 am
  • Erick Asmock

    This is what EVE is all about. Translation: CCP Fix SOV and the code so huge battles like this are even better.

    January 16, 2018 at 12:25 am
    • GS Total Newbie Erick Asmock

      Nope they won’t fix it, but they will provide you with more flashy graphics, a new ship class, and a really cool skin for only $19.95

      January 16, 2018 at 1:37 am
      • Erick Asmock GS Total Newbie

        I upvoted you in preparation for a reddit posting.

        January 16, 2018 at 2:29 am
  • Parv

    Cloud Ring and Fade need to be freed from the PANFAM menace.

    January 16, 2018 at 1:31 pm
  • Brandon Evans

    PH has always been with Panfam and GOTG has been buddy buddy with Panfam for a while, since before the fall of the CO2, M-O Keepstar. Goons have been building up a war chest for over a year. When I say war chest I mean they have been mining, rating and building more then pretty much everyone else in the game combined. Make no mistake, Panfam started this back in 2016 with WWB/Casino War. The question is will The Imperium stay the course or just get some gud fights and head back to Delve. If they commet to the fight NC. And PL will have to abandon their Provi conquest and help defend the north. With Test coming to Provi’s aid NC. and PL may have to give up on the Provi assault anyway. Which leads to another question, whats Test going to do? Will they deploy assets up north?

    January 16, 2018 at 2:01 pm
    • Hittings Brandon Evans

      Why would TEST side with NC/PL/PH? They have no reason to…other than we hate goons, well goons and TEST seem to be doing okay in the south…occasional content roams.

      January 16, 2018 at 5:16 pm
      • Brandon Evans Hittings

        Did you even read what I wrote?

        January 29, 2018 at 7:07 pm
  • “…is now unified..”

    Wut?

    January 17, 2018 at 7:31 am
  • Casey Patterson

    With Cloud Ring purged of Horde, Army of New Eden will either have to retreat to Fade or worship their new goon overlords

    January 17, 2018 at 4:24 pm