(Note: This is originally an internal communication within the Imperium, aimed at those alliances’ members. As with all things of this nature, a certain level of propaganda should be assumed by the reader.)
To vote: Log in at http://community.eveonline.com/. You must do this first otherwise the next link won’t work properly. Then, click the following link https://community.ev…ne,Tora Bushido drag and drop each person IN THE ORDER they appear. Once you do this on one account it should remember for the others.
Lets not sugar coat this. This is the year of the CONDI. Like the year of the dog except instead of eating our own shit we make CCP eat it. Our ballot is very specifically picked to not only support our allies but to give a nice big fuck you to CCP. They went after Sion. CSM Reps were replaced. They ignore blatant leaking from other CSM members. CCP is fucking up. When CCP fucks up it is up to us to hurt them because we love them.
To be fair, CCP has put Guard and Logibro in charge of the CSM now. They might fix it with some support from Seagull. Hopefully this mitigates the main issues Sion experienced. However, lets be real, that isn’t likely to occur. We remain hopeful that they can take steps to foster open communication again. That being said, we must prepare for the worst and communicate our feeling in an appropriate manner. Sending the most villainous of us (me) along with one of the most hated people in EVE (Xenuria) should do the trick. Innominate is a nice Switzerland. Calm, reasonable and a nice foil for the hilarity to come. We don’t have some benevolent or altruistic goal in mind. This is pure meta and that is EVE baby. What happens when you put the long term planner on the CSM and seeing the long term plans.
Good things for us that’s what.
Good/Bad/Evil Cop: Aryth
I will vacillate depending on the attitude of CCP. Shit gets Shit. Helpful gets Helpful. I am like a reactive membrane.
Neutral Cop: Innominate
I think he only has one default chill mood. So if he comes out of this hating CCP then all is lost.
Bad Cop: Xenuria
Yes, there are meta within meta reasons for Xenuria. Just trust in us to have some complicated evil plan and a backup plan. There is pretty much no way this doesn’t play in our favor in some way. Think of him as the Trump vote. Because fuck you that’s why.
Allies come next. Note, some notable allies didn’t have an official Candiate. LAWN for example. That is why some of these are way down the ballot.
A few pubbies next. Deals within deals within meta within a cantaloupe.
The full ballot:
| Aryth | GSF |
| Innominate | GSF |
| Xenuria | GSF |
| Sullen Decimus | BASTN |
| The Judge | CO2 |
| Annexe | TNT |
| Kyle Aparthos | SMA |
| Chiimera | GSF |
| Wyld | GSF |
| Kane Carnifex | LAWN |
| Mining Forman | LAWN |
| commander aze | |
| Apothne | |
| Tora Bushido |
Editor’s Note: This article is reposted from the Imperium forums, and is intended for internal consumption.
This article originally appeared on TheMittani.com, written by Aryth.
