At 19:23 on the seventh of June in A-1CON in Fountain a Tengu piloted by Byd Ree of the Brave Collective worth nineteen billion ISK in a deadspace fit and capital component blueprints was destroyed by ten members of TEST Alliance Please Ignore in a hilarious brainfart by the pilot.
The participants in the kill, both the pilot and his killers, recount that the pilot cloaked a second too early off gate cloak and was pointed. While this would normally spell death for any ship, this Tengu is interdiction nullified and covert reconfigured in addition to being triple warp core stabbed and should have had no problem simply noping out and continuing on its merry way. Alas, it was not to be. The owner reports that his brain shut off and he attempted to crash the gate. It was not enough, and TEST soon did away with him.
This pilot is in UNITAS, a corporation in Brave leaving purportedly for SpaceMonkey’s Alliance, so it is likely this was quite a large portion of the corporation’s capital blueprint stock. The pilot, however, seems to find it funny as well, so no hard feelings.
This article originally appeared on TheMittani.com, written by Siaka Stevens.