RMT Records Presents: We Didn’t Light The Cyno

Alexander "The Mittani" Gianturco 2016-12-10

Another Amazing work from RMT Records and the Imperium’s Ministry of Truth.

LYRICS:
Sundering, Mister Vee, GoonWaffe, KarmaFleet
WIdotte, Zebra Corp, The Mittani-o.
Hogyoku, Hole Violence, Miniluv, Trojan Legion
Theta Squad, Sigma Squad, Corps Diplomatique.

Void L, Kusions, Nova Rage Torpedo
CONCORD, holdmybeer and The New Halaima Code.
Warr Akini, Vexor, CODE’s got a new king
Multiboxing Catalysts, Freighter go bye-bye

We didn’t light the cyno
It was always burning
Since my clone’s been learning
We didn’t light the cyno
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to blap it

Lenny Kravitz, I Want Isk, Dreddit and Pandemic Horde
Moneybadger Coalition, CFC dot.
TISHU, Dertydan, Adversity, Darkness
SUAS, OSS, Circle Of Two
DurrHurrDurr, Newbean, Test Alliance Please Ignore
Lonetrek, Black Rise, Content Ring, Pure Blind
The Forge, Geminate, Aridia, Providence
Wicked Creek, Scalding Pass, Trouble in the Drone Lands

We didn’t light the cyno
It was always burning
Since my clone’s been learning
We didn’t light the cyno
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to blap it

Tier 2 Warp Scram, Damage Control, ECM
Gyrostab, Armor Rig, Large Cap Battery
MJD, Istab, Oversized AB
Faction Artillery, Medium Ancillary

Svipul Menace, Nado, Stabber Fleet, Naglfar
Basilisk, Condor, DrakeFleet is a no-go
AFKtar, VNI, Dominix and Itty Five
Revelation, Avatar, Aborting a Capital

We didn’t light the cyno
It was always burning
Since my clone’s been learning
We didn’t light the cyno
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to blap it

Industry, Invention, Miners in an anom
Escrow, Margin, Jita Market Trading
Amarr Faction Warfare, Named System in Syndicate
Fleet Up, Doctrine Fit, Not Purple Shoot It

No time to evac, Goons driven out of Dek
BigCountry’s gone away, still had so much more to say

We didn’t light the cyno
It was always burning
Since my clone’s been learning
We didn’t light the cyno
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to blap it

Carebears, Incursion, Russian gankers back again
Ratting, DED Complex, Paying for a sub with PLEX
Jita, Local scam, A contract for a foolish man
Loyalanon’s Permaban, Mittani’s new Masterplan
RMTers, Trillionaires, Money moons, renters
Coalitions, bittervets, diplomats, standings set
Instalockers on the gates, highsec under wardecs
The MBC’s Casino Wars, I can’t take it anymore

We didn’t light the cyno
It was always burning
Since my clone’s been learning
We didn’t light the cyno
But when we win eve
It will still burn on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on…

We didn’t light the cyno
It was always burning
Since my clone’s been learning
We didn’t light the cyno
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to blap it

We didn’t light the cyno
It was always burning
Since my clone’s been learning
We didn’t light the cyno
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to blap it

We didn’t light the cyno
It was always burning
Since my clone’s been learning
We didn’t light the cyno
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to blap it

CREDITS:
Absolutis: Lyrics
Ungaar: Lyrics, Vocals, Audio Engineering
Myrddin Calyx: Video Production
Nyllzen: Imperium Intro

 

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Comments

  • Alexander "The Mittani" Gianturco

    A high-ranking Imperium official commented on deep background: “Holy shit this owns.”

    December 10, 2016 at 9:58 pm
  • Stephanie Daugherty

    Ungaar, Absolutis, and Myrddin did an amazing job pulling this together. <3

    December 10, 2016 at 11:35 pm
  • Rhivre

    I really liked this one!

    December 11, 2016 at 12:28 am
  • Andrew Sturgis

    It has been too long since I heard something that good Eve related.

    December 11, 2016 at 3:18 am
  • Lekly

    I really like the song, it’s one of my favorites so far. I kinda wish the video was up to the level of the music, but that’s life.

    December 11, 2016 at 5:40 am
  • Dirk_MacGirk

    Another amazing EVE parody. Only one name up for EVE Album of the Year 2016.

    December 11, 2016 at 6:00 am
  • Erick Asmock

    Amazing job once again! One of my favs from Mr. Joel and you guys did him proud!

    December 11, 2016 at 5:22 pm
  • erwotz123

    why those the code is not working on me

    December 11, 2016 at 8:10 pm