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A dangerous invasion of Delve has been thwarted by a lone hero of the Imperium this evening.
At great personal risk, Atrum Veneficus – beloved by all as ‘The Grand Officer of a Disconnected Directorate’ – did battle with a Garmur-class frigate, securing victory and security for our people through the clever use of his outmatched Leviathan-class Titan’s doomsday weapon.
Displaying his signature humility, Atrum offered the following comment on this glorious win: “It was complete dumb luck.” The invader’s pod was also brought to justice.
Our hero had one final insight to offer INN readers: “I make whoopie cushion sounds every time I fire the BFG.” Well done, sir!
