What the Hell, FCON: Ratting Titan Dies to Bombers

2016-11-21

You can’t make this shit up: a cynoless, tankless ratting Titan down to 40 guys flying bombers.

 

FCON Titan Down from Eve

A high-ranking Imperium official gave INN the following comment on this perplexing lossmail: “Fuck FCON.”

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Comments

  • Alexander "The Mittani" Gianturco

    Fuck FCON?

    Fuck FCON.

    November 21, 2016 at 11:49 PM
    • A high-ranking Imperium official gave INN the following comment on this perplexing lossmail: “Fuck FCON.”

      That’s good reporting Mittens. I wonder who that official was. I have a guess, haha.

      November 22, 2016 at 12:59 AM
      • Rhiannon Williams David Matterall

        High ranking? Hmmm. Best laugh I’ve had today.

        November 22, 2016 at 10:17 PM
        • Rhiannon Williams Rhiannon Williams

          I mean really, such, such bad I can’t find words apart from ‘What he said ^’

          November 22, 2016 at 10:18 PM
    • ~Cracks Forming~

      November 22, 2016 at 4:28 PM
  • Xenuria

    Interesting.

    November 21, 2016 at 11:51 PM
  • Olmeca Gold

    Oh there is a typo, you mean dies to “Bombers Bar” right?

    November 22, 2016 at 12:22 AM
  • MacCloud

    least he didnt put his titan up on public contract for 100m 😛

    then again at least that way he would have gotten 100m for it

    November 22, 2016 at 2:23 AM
    • Ryan MacCloud

      We all got more than that amount…In amusement.

      November 22, 2016 at 5:12 AM
      • Rhiannon Williams Ryan

        Oh please! Let it be true!

        November 22, 2016 at 10:20 PM
  • hnsq

    I’m impressed by the level of journalism and detail that went into this article. Oh wait…

    November 22, 2016 at 4:35 PM
    • David Matterall hnsq

      Not much to say on this sort of thing. Badly fit Titan being used in ways it shouldnt, and a load of bombers got to it. The pilot, prob embarrassed, didn’t call for help from FCON, so it went down quietly. (well it was supposed to be quietly)… Maybe the bombers should have gotten more credit. I think it was Bombers bar.

      November 22, 2016 at 7:18 PM
      • he could…engage in journalism. What was happening leading up to it? What are quotes by the people involved? You know, write something instead of essentially posting a killmail and saying “lol, look at this nerd!”

        November 23, 2016 at 3:03 PM
    • Rhiannon Williams hnsq

      I don’t honestly know what else you can say?

      November 22, 2016 at 10:21 PM
    • Olmeca Gold hnsq

      The struggle to mock FCON but not to feature Bombers Bar is real in this one 🙂

      You can read a properly detailed article in our website, if you are interested.

      November 23, 2016 at 1:11 AM
      • MacCloud Olmeca Gold

        ohh i dont think people are struggling to mock fcon, tbh fcon are making it pretty easy right now.and it was pretty obvious it was bombers bar. theyre welcome to contact one of the staff to give us their account of how it ‘went down’

        November 23, 2016 at 5:09 AM