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The Ant and the Grasshopper

by Caleb Ayrania June 4, 2017
by Caleb Ayrania June 4, 2017 12 comments
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Goons are killing EVE

This seems to be a popular sentiment everywhere outside Imperium space. There are some exceptions, and more veteran players tend to have mixed feelings about the hive of bees. Outwardly, many would call them a plague on the game, but in private they tend to have more respect for the organisation, and the content the “big bully” brings to the game.

Usurpers aren’t we all

Goons became what they are today from humble beginnings, and their history really began when they managed to topple the reigning king that was Band of Brothers. This story is well-known, and now rather well-documented. Andrew Groen does a magnificent impression of Sir Molle, the old ruler of the universe. Looking back, a lot of the present day anger or resentment towards the Imperium is pretty much exactly the same as the feelings towards BoB from the majority of New Eden’s denizens. The scale might be different, with the Imperium unambiguously larger than BoB in its heyday, but the sentiment remains the same.

The Tortoise and the Hare

There are many old organisations in EVE, and the marathon of history makes a rather exciting race for those that stick around. We have seen everything from flash burnouts of TTI (Taggart Transdimensional Industries), to lasting relays of consistent power like EVE-UNI. Most importantly, we have seen the slow and unstoppable growth of the big groups, like BoB in the past, the Russian bloc, and of course, the Imperium. The many groups that have fallen out of the race, like UK, EXE, GA, etc. all seem to have dropped the ball on how to maintain growth. It appears to be a matter of pacing. When it comes to the Imperium, it would seem that the “Can’t be Arsed / Don’t Care” attitude has actually served them well, because it set the pace and the bar low enough to become a turtle that just grind through. I think a lot of organisations could learn from this, and maybe get better at not always comparing themselves to others, or setting overambitious goals, and hasty timeframes leading to burnout.

The Culture of Personalities

Recently I had the pleasure of having a long discussion about the importance of leadership with Apothne, on my talk show the Blue Horseshoe Club. It is a topic that comes up often, and I keep getting surprised at how little weight people put on this factor, and how self-destructive people’s choice of rulers often are. I will refrain from going into the post-Trump era arguments; this really isn’t the first time in history this phenomenon has happened. I will say that equating Darius Johnson era Goons with The Mittani’s Goons, or Deidre Vahl EVE-Uni with present day EVE-Uni seems to be a big mistake. The brand remains the same, and while a lot of perception from the outside might be the same, it is only over time and with insight that we see what changes have taken place. In the real world, Apple with Steve Jobs, and the company after his death is pretty well-known. Regardless of what people think about the person, it proves my point that who is in charge is of massive importance. Anyone that want to build an empire that can challenge the status quo will need a proper leader to gather around, and there is a huge difference between toppling power and keeping it. An age of terror in EVE might not be beneficial to anyone; a summer of rage was more than enough for my taste.

The Ant and The Grasshopper

I am a huge fan of all the fun stuff that can be had in EVE. I love watching the casual streamers do roams. I enjoy the drama of the Tournaments, and all the weirdness that is the drama of the meta. However all the things in EVE have one thing in common that most other games don’t: everything has a cost, and the next big war could be just around the corner. Winter is always coming in EVE, and when it does the strain starts hitting, especially to those that forgot to make hay while the sun was shining. Though the rumors of PLs poverty and PHs hunger might be exaggerated, false or mere dramatic content drivers, the fact remains, if you don’t do the work, famine will set in.

In the classic Disney rendition of Aesop’s fable, we are presented with the insect horde and their Queen, a pink-dressed version of the Mittani, preparing for the lean years ahead. All while the grasshopper sings what would in EVE be the Reddit whine of “CCPLS” or “CCP owes us a living”. There are plenty of tangents to discuss on the piece and the Calvinistic ethics at its core. It definitely could be used to argue some bootstraps conservative motto, but all that aside the simplest topic is about providence, the ability to plan ahead and have foresight, not the region about to be invaded by big game trophy hunters.

If EVE is going to have some more adversarial activities, on more equal terms, maybe we need to consider the above topics and do a proper analysis of why the current fat cat of EVE is so fat. Let us delve into that question, potentially in more ways than one.

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Caleb Ayrania

Bitter vet creator of SCC-Lounge channel and long time market trader, can be found reminiscing about ye olde days in darkened corners of stations Chief Editor and Proprietor of eve-guardian.net, and MoB in many shady projects past and present. Notably co-founder of the ancient stepstone project and ancient days industrialist. Rumors say that Caleb precedes the current era, and may even go back to before the EVE Gate, but such stories are most likely for childrens bedtime, and hold little credence.

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